Aap Ka Message Nichhe Hai. . . Aur Nichhe.. . . Aur Bhi Nichee... . . Buhut Nichee... . . Thoda aur Nichhee... . . Tum Sirf Ek Message ke Liye Itna Nichhee Gir Jayoge, Mujhe Andaza Bhi Nahi Tha!
Mom: Sofa Letne Ke Liye Nahi Hota Baithne Ke Liye Hota Hai. Son: Haan Toh Chappal Bhi Maarne Ke Liye Nahi Pehen Ne Ke Liye Hoti Hai... Ek Chappl Aur Padi!
School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir??? Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!